Reading Glasses

I have decided that I am far sited. I like books with large print and I squint a lot when I am reading books with ordinary sized print. I picked up a pair of reading glasses at the dollar tree. They have been serving me well. The benefits are three fold.
First of all I see my work more easily.
Second they make me feel studious and smart because I can pretend to be a stereotypical TV nerd.
Third, they help me stay focused because if I try to look at anything more than a couple of feet away while I have them on, it's a dizzying blur.
So, to sum up. They make me feel nerdy. I can see my work better and I can't see anything else.