WARNING: This story contains references to my sex life
Today was a bad day for my head. This morning I was so overcome by my joy at the success in litter box training the ferrets, that I knocked my head into the edge of the plexiglass door on their hutch. The door won and I have a cut on my forehead which promises to be a bruise as well. That hurt but it was still pretty funny-mostly because it was pretty dumb of me to bend down and slam into the door that I had just opened.
The second mishap that befell my head was much funnier and less painful. Andrew and I were making love.
Andrew "I'm worried about stuff falling off the headboard."
Me "Na, it'll be fine."
About 30 second later, a glass of water that I'd left on the headboard fell and dumped its entire contents on my head. It was quite cold I might add. I screeched, then sputtered and burst out laughing. I am sleeping on a towel tonight because my side of the bed is quite damp.
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- Jenny
- Notice that Alex and I have on the same expression in my profile picture. Me: scientist/engineer, aspiring novelist, daring adventurer, animal lover. This is my story.
The second mishap had me laughing so hard I nearly dropped my laptop. But honestly I can hardly believe you blogged that one. Oh my, oh, oh my. Oh G. Still laughing. Remember to put neosporium on the cut. Then when it closes up put arnica on the bruise. Love you honey.
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